HUMOR Digest - 22 Jan 1997 to 23 Jan 1997

Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 03:50:45 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: L'Amour Trio

Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.

"Doctor, you must help me." she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."

"I see." nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."

"For God's sake, NO !!!" exclaimed the Nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."

Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies. Marshaling all his inner resources, he managed an air of sobriety and dignity before the suspicious eye and wagging tongue of his wife.

Suddenly, as he was undressing, she punctuated her harangue with a sharp, gasping intake of air. "Jimmy," she asked through titely clenched teeth, "Just where is your underwear ?"

Bleakly, Jimmy perceived through the fog in his mind, that his boxer shorts were indeed missing. Just then, inspiration stuck. "My God !!!" he cried, with aggrieved dismay. "I've been robbed !"

Normally, I have nothing but contempt for the sassy and quik witted feminine rejoinder to any of my forthright masculine-type propositions (aka "lines"); especially when I feel I've been bested.

But even I have to grudgingly admit a certain degree of admiration, at least for the logic displayed, by a real knock-out one nite at a party I was attending.

I waited until what I considered the rite moment, then hit her with "Come on sweet pea. Let's live for tonite, and go someplace real romantic and very quiet."

She paused for awhile, as if she were actually considering the prospect, but then turned her baby blues at me and thoughtfully said, "Yeah. But... Suppose we survive ?"

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