HUMOR Digest - 1 Feb 1997 to 2 Feb 1997

Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 03:03:37 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore Misc Humor

"I'm off looking for adventure, excitement, wild beautiful women," cried the young man to his father as he prepared to leave home. "Don't try to stop me. I'm on my way !"

"Who's trying to stop ya ?" shouted the Father, "Take me along !"

The patient was berating the doctor for an extremely large medical bill not covered by his medical plan during a recent hospitalization.

"My dear fellow," said the doctor, "Let me assure you. If you only knew what a very interesting case yours was, and how strongly and often I was tempted to let it proceed to a post-mortem, you wouldn't complain at a bill three times that large.

Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married anytime soon.

She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no, not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first."

Fellow walked into his Grandsons' bedroom and found them both busy studying at their desks. The first boy was reading a book on aviation.

"What do you want to be when you grow up ?" asked the Grandfather, looking at the boy intently staring at the latest in military jets.

"I want to go to the Naval Academy, GrandPa; then try to get into Naval aviation. I've always dreamed of being a pilot."

The Grandfather walked over to the other boy was studying one of his Father's "PlayBoy" magazines just as intently as his brother was the book on aviation.

"And you Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up ?" asked the Grandfather a little hesitantly.

"Nothing sir," the boy said wistfully, "just grown up."

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