HUMOR Digest - 1 Apr 1997 to 2 Apr 1997

Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 03:18:43 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women and Sex

A group of refugees from Europe arrived in Columbia, Maryland and were taken to the Mall to be "adopted" by the local Yuppies.

One Yuppette pointed to a man and woman and said, "You two come with me." Arriving at her home, she showed them to a guest bedroom and told them they would sleep there.

A little later, the woman came down and said, "I think you good person... Very nice lady... But please me this nice Lady... Who old man I sleeping with ?"

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some lovin' tonite."

The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all with his wife replies, "An elephant."

The wife sez "That's close enough !"

After thirty some years of marriage, my wife and I have achieved total sexual compatibility.

Now at nite, we both have headaches.

I saw this sweet young thang in a local bar I really wanted to have. I approached her with a tried and tested "line" that all I wanted was some "old fashioned" lovin'.

She took me home with her and introduced me to her GrandMother.

My neighbor claims his wife is damn near a "Woman for all Seasons". He sez there's winter in her hair, summer in her heart, fall in various and sundry bodily parts but no spring in her ass.

Let me assure y'all that sex over sixty can indeed be both deadly and very dangerous.
I strongly recommend pulling over to the curb first !

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