HUMOR Digest - 11 Apr 1997 to 12 Apr 1997

Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 03:16:26 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Economy

I think I've found the trouble with our economy.
There are far more ways to get into debt, than there are to get out of it.

That old saying about "ya can't take it with ya" never bothered me at all.
Hell, I can't ever afford to go.

Even AT&T must be feeling the pinch these days. I accidently put in an extra quarter in a pay phone the other day and the operator came on the line and said "God bless you."

Talked to this financial advisor just last week and a lot that guy knows.
He told me that I should pay as I go.
Hell, I haven't even paid for where I've been.

I've also discovered the whole problem with the National Debt too.
I mean just think about this a minute.
Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.

Living in the past has got one thing going for it -- it's cheaper !

All this defense spending too, and for what ?
No country's ever gonna invade us.
They couldn't afford to live here.

In the good old days I could live way beyond my means for half as much as it takes now.

Somebody's always saying money can't buy love;
money can't buy respect;
money can't buy happiness;
it can't buy this or that.

Tell ya what -- they must be some terrible shoppers.

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