HUMOR Digest - 29 Apr 1997 to 30 Apr 1997

Date: Tue, 29 Apr 1997 03:53:03 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Faith and Religion

We're living in a time when faith, prayer, and belief in a greater power is more necessary than ever before. Hey, you don't have to take my word for it.

Just ask anyone who believes Bill and Hillary are totally innocent of all wrong-doing.

And I don't care what the Courts say, religion has always been a big part of politics.

I mean every day when I read of the latest antics of either the President, or his wife (aka "Co-President") my first reaction is always... "Good Lord !!!"

No wonder so many lawyers are all upset about that Judge in Alabama who is still refusing to remove the copy of Ten Commandments from his courtroom wall.

I mean think about it -- why just the one concerning "Thou shalt not bear false witness.." oughta be enuff to scare the Hell out of any lawyer.

Personally though, I figure the only way I'm gonna be allowed into Heaven is if somehow Moses misunderstood, and the Ten Commandments were actually meant to be the "Ten Try The Best Ya Cans".

There's a time and place for everything though. I've always found that when the conversation gets either too personal, or too uncomfortable at a party, the phrase, "But enuff about me, let's talk about you" will work wonders in getting ya out of a tight spot.

Don't y'all try it in a Confession Box though -- it doesn't work at all.

I'm still not sure we should attempt to update Bible stories though.

This Yuppie Church in Columbia Maryland has the traditional Christmas Pageant with Joseph and Mary on their way to pay their taxes, but... they're accompanied by a CPA and their Tax Lawyer.

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