HUMOR Digest - 10 May 1997 to 11 May 1997

Date: Sat, 10 May 1997 02:09:45 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Happy Mother's Day

Actually, Mother's Day and Father's Day are alike.
Well, except of course, on Father's Day, you can buy a much cheaper gift.

After a difficult day of playing substitute Mother, the day care provider always liked to just drive around an hour or so instead of going directly home.

When asked why, she explained, "It's just that I like having something in my hands I can pretty much control."

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. (I still do !) But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her.

Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommie came to work for us ?"

After a hard day at the office, the young Mother came home to 3 kids fighting and her husband asleep on the couch. She sat down exhausted and said, "What gets me is why the nations of the world would ever want to live together like one big family."

The Yuppette, accompanied by her husband, went to see a marriage counselor. She said, "Our marriage would have broken up long ago if it weren't for our children. Robert here won't take them, and I won't either."

Junior was one of those holy terrors and her husband was surprised when his wife suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday.

"Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior ?" he said.

"Well, no," she admitted, "But it'll spread it over a wider area."

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