HUMOR Digest - 12 May 1997 to 13 May 1997

Date: Mon, 12 May 1997 04:00:52 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: A Few Women Jokes

A wife is that wonderful woman who stands by her husband through all the trouble he wouldn't have had to face if he would have only stayed single in the first place.

I can shoot down the most basic economic theory with just one little statement. Why is it that the girl with the least principle draws the most amount of interest ?

I tell ya times have changed. In Biblical times, women who committed adultery and all kinds of sexual debauchery were stoned. These days, it's the other way around.

The house mother at Vassar heard some strange noises from a coed's room way after lights out. She knocked on the door and said "Miz Johnson, are you entertaining in there ?"

After a few muffled giggles, a demure voice shot back, "Just a moment please, I'll ask him."

Have y'all heard about the new Texas bra to be on the market soon ?
According to the manufacturer, it "rounds 'em up and heads 'em out."

All of the Metros are pretty crowded here in the Baltimore area. One tired young working girl boarded and found there were no empty seats. She approached this one young man and said, "I'm sorry for asking, but may I have your seat, I'm pregnant."

He got up at once and she sat down. Several minutes passed and he was staring at her. Finally he said, "You don't look pregnant to me at all.

She looked up at him and smiled saying, "Well, it's only been about a half hour or so."

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