HUMOR Digest - 26 May 1997 to 27 May 1997

Date: Mon, 26 May 1997 02:39:41 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Education

Spring is upon us once again, and with it comes the usual round of College graduations. This year's grads deserve your sympathy though, the way the economy's going these days, they run the risk of finding work pretty much anywhere they look.

Joel had a blind date for the prom, and as the evening progressed he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing he said "Tell me, do you object to making love ?"

"That's something I've never done before." she replied.

"Never made love ? You mean you're a virgin ?" Joel was amazed.

"No Silly !" she giggled, "Never objected."

With graduation, the couple would each be returning to their own home towns, and while they were crushed together in a passionate embrace, he decided to tell her that he had made up his mind to dump her since they lived thousands of miles apart.

"Honey," he said "I want you to know that I think you're a wonderful person, but as far as I'm concerned our relationship can go no further."

"Why what do you mean ?" she asked. "I thought you were serious."

"Well, to be honest," he went on, "you're more like a sister to me."

"My GOD !" she murmured, "what a home life you must have !!!"

Mark always took great pleasure in introducing his ecology major girl, who loved to "frolic" in the woods, as the "down-to-earth" type.

A couple of Professors were discussing problems in their college when one of them said "You know that Liebowitz, he's fooling around with his students."

The other said, "Well, no, I don't know him, but so what, everybody here does it."

"Yeah," the first professor agreed, "But Liebowitz is the football coach."

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