HUMOR Digest - 2 Jun 1997 to 3 Jun 1997

Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 05:16:45 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women

One day the Mexican maid announced to the Yuppette that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I am in the family way."

The Yuppette was both surprised and shocked and asked who it was.

The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."

This time, the Yuppette was horrified and demanded an explanation.

"Well," the maid explained, " I go to the library to clean it and you husband say, 'You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and you son say 'You are in my way'. So I'm in the family way and I quit."

When the surgeon came to see his young patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it." replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one to ever ask that after a tonsillectomy."

The Bride smiled sweetly at the Maid of Honor when they both overheard the Groom say to the Best Man, "Look, I'm positive she's a virgin. In fact, if you care to bet, I'll give you 20 to 1 odds."

When they were alone though, the Bride shouted, "How could you do such a thing ? We're only just married & already you're throwing money away."

Back in frontier days, not a lot was known about birth control. This one doctor though had what he considered a fairly foolproof method. He would tell the women to put their feet in a ten gallon crock and leave them there while they slept.

To his surprise though, one woman with 10 children became pregnant. He asked her if she hadn't followed his instructions.

"Well, sort of." she replied. "We didn't have no 10 gallon crock, so I used 2 five gallon ones.

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