HUMOR Digest - 13 Jun 1997 to 14 Jun 1997

Date: Fri, 13 Jun 1997 02:58:55 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Young Love

A Father came home and found his eight year old boy sitting on the front porch smoking a cigar. He marched up to the lad, removed the cigar from the boy's mouth and said, "I suppose you're going to tell me that you're sitting there smoking because you just became a Father."

"Hell no Dad." said the boy, "Cindy ain't even reached puberty yet."

The two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found naked, each smoking a joint, sitting on the edge of the fountain in the town square.

The arresting officer told them were entitled to a phone call, since he was unable to reach either parent.

Some time later a man entered the station and the Sergeant said, "I suppose you're the kids' lawyer."

"Nope." the chap replied. "I'm just here to deliver them a pizza."

A missionary, who was journeying up the Amazon, decided to teach his young guide some English to make the time pass quicker. He would point to various objects on the shore and give their English names. Everything was going fine until they saw a young couple making love on the shore.

The minister was embarrassed, and simply said, "Boy riding bicycle."

His guide took his bow, let fly with several arrows, and shouted "Boy riding MY bicycle."

The high school star tackle and champion weight lifter was about to make love to his girl. She had invited him over to try out her new water bed while her parents were at work.

Suddenly, the water bed sprung a leak. As the girl lay there getting soaked, she sighed and said, "Harold, when are you going to do something about your aim ?"

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