HUMOR Digest - 16 Jun 1997 to 17 Jun 1997

Date: Mon, 16 Jun 1997 02:07:42 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Yuppette Dating

Father to Yuppette's boyfriend, who arrived to take her on a date: "She'll be right down. Care for a game of chess ?"

One Yuppette to another: "He likes my company, and I just love his.
I think it's called the First Fidelity Trust."

Two Yuppettes were discussing their current relationships: "At first he seemed dull and uninteresting, but when you finally get to know him, he's downright boring."

The Yuppette was considering the proposal of marriage she had just received: "Let me hear that part again where you realize you're not half good enough for me."

The Yuppette was standing on the porch, with her Mother, watching her boyfriend depart: "But Mother, I'm positive he's been faithful to me. The seat belts never need readjusting."

The Yuppette was obviously tiring of her current beau when she asked:
"When people ask me what I see in you Raymond, what shall I tell them ?"]

The bored Yuppette said to her date:
"I think I'll have another drink.
It makes you so witty and charming."

The Yuppette was trying to reassure her lover during sex: "Of course you're not the first man I've made love to. You know I think more of you than to just use you as a guinea pig."

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