HUMOR Digest - 20 Jun 1997 to 21 Jun 1997

Date: Fri, 20 Jun 1997 02:22:10 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Cost of Sex

The young general practitioner was giving his attractive Nurse a thorough annual check-up as a professional courtesy. The Nurse had the distinct impression that the doctor was prolonging each step, but she said nothing at all.

Toward the end, he smiled and said, "You're lucky, you know, a session like this would have cost you at least a hundred and eighty-five dollars."

"You're luckier yet, Doctor." laughed the girl. "If you were a patient, this would have cost you at least three hundred."

The Texas teeny-bopper told a classmate, "I'll let you do it for twenty dollars. Ten to put it in and ten to take it out." The boy quickly agree.

The couple went into the woods, and the young thang slipped off her panties and laid back. The boy slipped in his erection and handed her a ten dollar bill. And then, when he was finished, handed her another ten and she released him.

The next week, he requested her again, and she agreed. This time, he handed her the ten and then, when he had finished, just lay there.

After about ten minutes, she said "OK Billy ! Take it out now."

He continued to lay there and said, "I can't... I don't have any more money."

The waitress was tired of this one patron always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya fifty bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash."

He smiled, handed her a fifty and led her over to the pinball machine.

The young woman approached the executive in front of his office and said, "Please sir, give to take a wayward girl off the street."

"And how much do you suggest I give ?" he replied.

"It depends." she smiled, "On entirely how long you want to keep her off of it."

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