HUMOR Digest - 28 Jun 1997 to 29 Jun 1997

Date: Sat, 28 Jun 1997 05:36:05 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women of All Ages

The shapely woman was in the gynecological stirrups, and her doctor was in the middle of his examination when he suddenly stopped and said brusquely, "Look, madam, I'm a happily married man... so would you please stop squeezing my hand ?

"Unfortunately, you're just not right for us." the female art editor told the egotistical male model after she had checked him out as a nude centerfold prospect.

"What's my best bet elsewhere ?" asked the disappointed model, as he reached for his clothes. "I'm sure a display of my masculinity would be a sensation in any publication."

"I suggest," replied the woman, "you try Reader's Digest."

In the murkiness of a skid-row alley, a street-walker mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him.

"You may be forgiven as a victim of circumstances." intoned the savior of souls. "Tell me, are you familiar with the original sin ?"

"Maybe and maybe not." she shot back. "But if it's really original, it's gonna cost ya an extra fifty."

Noticing her daughter's breasts were beginning to bud, the woman sat her down and told her that they had to have a talk. "It's time to explain some things." she said. "Like how a tiny baby comes to grow under a Mother's heart."

"I'm sure that's real interesting and all Ma." replied the girl. "But right now, I'd much rather hear how to fake an orgasm."

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