HUMOR Digest - 1 Jul 1997 to 2 Jul 1997

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 1997 03:50:10 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men at Work

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office. "Do you know what time we quit around here ?" he asked.

"Sure !" the girl nervously giggled. "Whenever somebody knocks on the door."

The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee.

"Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively. "And don't you dare tell me you had it for lunch today."

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."

"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week." the man testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife."

"One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends ?'"

Perhaps you've heard about the Lead Programmer who broke his nose in amorous circumstances. He was making love to a female coder, doggie style.

She thought she heard a noise and ran under the desk.

A sweet young thang was having her annual check-up at the dentist's. He gave her the usual "Now this won't hurt a bit." as he leaned over her to begin. Seconds later, he drew back in shock and exclaimed, "Miss ! You have hold of my testicles."

"Yes, I know doctor." she replied. "And we aren't going to hurt each other at all, are we ?"

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