HUMOR Digest - 7 Jul 1997 to 8 Jul 1997

Date: Mon, 7 Jul 1997 05:15:36 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Wife

With deep concern, Dick noted that his friend Conrad was far drunker than he'd ever seen him before. He walked over to the bar and asked "What's the trouble buddy ?"

"It's a woman." replied Conrad. "What else ?"

"Tell me about it." coaxed Dick.

"It's your wife."

"My wife ??? What about her ???"

"Well, buddy-boy, I'm afraid she's cheating on us."

Then there was the guitar player who spent all week working on a new arrangement, only to discover that his wife wasn't going out of town after all.

Sometimes women are so interested & amazed at their husbands' joy and happiness they hire private detectives to find out the reason for it.

A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex. When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off."

A woman is complaining long and loud to her husband that he never takes her anywhere. She concluded with: "What would it take for you to go on a second honeymoon ?"

He replied, "A second wife !"

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