HUMOR Digest - 8 Jul 1997 to 9 Jul 1997

Date: Tue, 8 Jul 1997 03:58:33 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: College Daze

I'm sure you've all heard about the college student who was arrested recently at the University Of Maryland for mooning thru a dormitory window.

He was charged with being an ass in the pane.

Deciding to investigate rumors of immoral amusements among the students, a young professor arranged to have himself invited to a weekend frat party.

After the party had been going on for many hours without so much as a single incident, the much-relieved prof said goodnite to all present and went upstairs to bed.

Shortly, his door opened, and a shapely coed in a really short and flimsy nightgown opened the door to his room.

"Did you want me ?" he asked in surprise.

"Not especially," she replied. "I just drew you in the Lottery."

Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart.

"I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're waiting for 'Mr. Right'." he said dejectedly.

"That's a silly old romantic notion." laughed the coed. "I'm just waiting for Mr. Big."

"And to think," murmured the rosy-glowing freshman, a virgin until he started college. "that up until this year, I thought happiness was a warm puppy."

"What went wrong on your date with that new guy last night ?" inquired the coed's roomie. "You were back before midnite."

"Talk about selfish !" exploded the girl. "The jerk had one of those special condoms with the massaging fingers."

"And that's selfish ???" asked the roommate dumbfounded.

"Yeah ! He put it on inside out." she replied.

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