HUMOR Digest - 13 Jul 1997 to 14 Jul 1997

Date: Sun, 13 Jul 1997 03:27:03 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Some Puns

At a local coffee shop here in Howard County Maryland there's a friendly lil' hostess who always has a warm smile, a friendly greeting and loves to date. Rumor has it that she'll often even go to bed with the guy on the first date.

She's become known as the perky copulator.

Coitus interruptus is nothing more than a pulled muscle.

Years ago, some farmers who were attending a National Convention of The Grange invited some call girls to their rooms. One poor old fellow was so nervous that he wore a mask to hide his identity.

On the way out of the hotel one call girl asked the other. "Who was that masked man anyway ?"

"Why dearie," she replied giggling, "that was the blown Granger."

I was really touched by the story of a young thang so orally gifted that she rose from poverty to become quite a wealthy woman -- though at the cost of an aching jaw.

It's a real Fellatio Neuralgia story.

Impotence is nothing more than zero copulation growth.

Certain female employees of the MTA in Baltimore decided to supplement their low wages by becoming street walkers. They all bleached their hair and took to the streets.

Being MTA employees, they had no need of cabs to travel to their "appointments", being able to ride any mass transit for free. They became popular with the Johns who could save a buck or two on the cab fare.

Thus, they quickly became known as the taxi-free municipal blondes.

Planned Parenthood is nothing more than another form of Emission Control.

  Return to JimJr's Postings Page

This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page