HUMOR Digest - 2 Sep 1997 to 3 Sep 1997

Date: Tue, 2 Sep 1997 03:28:16 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Relationships

"You might show me a little more respect." complained the coed as she and her date were driving back from "Lover's Lookout".

"Yeah ?" said the smirking boy, "Like by doing what ?"

"Well, for starters clown, not flying my panty hose from your radio aerial."

The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them. However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate started as to whose fault their break-up was.

At the crowded gate, she turned and said, "Thanks for nothing you cheap bastard."

As she went down the ramp with the other passengers, he shouted back "Hey baby. Don't be like that. If you ever work this town again, give me a call."

"What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend.

"Well," Pam confirmed, "although his diamond was of pretty good quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired."

In the Navy all young pilots try to outdo each other with 'war stories'. During one such session, a young stud bragged that he had a thing going with a 30 year old woman.

A second throttle jockey said that that was nothing, he had a 35 year old woman head over heels in love with him.

I told them both that neither of their accomplishments merited any medals, that I had a relationship with a beautiful 24 year old woman.

One of the pilots pointed out that was hardly any age difference at all, and not such a big deal.

I smiled and said, "Hey... give me a break guys. I was only 12 at the time."

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