HUMOR Digest - 6 Sep 1997 to 7 Sep 1997

Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 04:03:42 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men & Women

Medical ethics experts are still struggling with the question as to whether or not it's fitting for young male gynecologists to keep looking up old girlfriends.

"Because my client is uncertain which of the two men with whom she lived concurrently is the father of her child, Your Honor," stated the attorney in court, "she seeks to combine them as joint defendants in this legal action."

"So, what she really is pressing for then," commented the jurist wryly, "is a paternity suit with two pairs of pants."

For the longest while there were no women Admirals in the US Navy at all. Rather than it being none were qualified or held back, it now seems the Pentagon couldn't decide if they should have the traditional scrambled eggs or quiche on the visor of their caps

A young couple was walking down the street and the girl said, "Honey, I'm hungry."

The boy smiles and pretends to unzip his fly.

She snapped back, "No dice Clyde. I was thinking of something far more filling than that."

The young couple had just completed their first love-making session. The boy, anxious about his performance, asked the girl. "Was it good for you too ?"

"Well, let me put it this way." she replied. "What you should have asked for at the drugstore was some 'amateur-phylactics'."

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