HUMOR Digest - 9 Sep 1997 to 10 Sep 1997

Date: Tue, 9 Sep 1997 03:59:13 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Young Ladies

While leading a party of girl scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in "69".

"Back ladies, back !" cried the leader, "There's a very dangerous beast out there !"

But it was too late, several of her charges had more-or-less seen all. They asked their leader what was happening.

"Well, if you... er... must know, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration."

"WOW !" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next."

Speaking of the girl scouts, I understand that they're considering patch-type awards, much like a merit badge for not smoking and another for not using drugs.

Can't you imagine though if they designed one for abstaining from sex -- what picture would they have on it ?"

"Morning Mother," said the youngest, as she greeted her Mother in the kitchen for breakfast. "were you very sick last night ?"

"I wasn't sick at all sweetheart." replied the Mother, "Whatever made you ask that ?"

"Well..." replied the daughter. "I had to go to the bathroom last nite, and I heard Dad tell you to roll over and take your medicine as I passed your bedroom."

"Now, now," murmured the gynecologist soothingly to his obviously upset patient. "there's really nothing to this at all, and it will soon be over anyway." "Tell me," he added, "haven't you ever been examined like this before."

"Well sure," gulped the teenager. "but never by a doctor."

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