HUMOR Digest - 15 Sep 1997 to 16 Sep 1997

Date: Mon, 15 Sep 1997 03:30:43 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Kids !

A sixth grade girl was assigned homework to write about her family. Either she didn't know much about football, or knew an awful lot about her brother. She wrote: "I have a 16 year old brother. He plays on the school's football team. He's an offensive throwback."

Husband to wife: "Well, I'll say this. When they start requesting a blonde baby sitter instead of a brunette, they're old enuff to stay home alone."

My son always claimed the fifth commandment was written wrong. He said it should read, "Humor thy Father and thy Mother."

When my Granddaughter was about nine, my wife was telling her the fable of the princess and the frog. The one where the Princess let the frog spend the nite in her room, and in the morning, he turned into a handsome Prince.

Our Granddaughter looked at Mrs. JimJr dubiously. She asked the girl, "What's the matter, don't you believe the story honey ?"

"No !" replied our Granddaughter, "And I'll bet the Princess' Mother didn't either."

Pajama-clad tot calling out to family: "I'm going upstairs to say my prayers now. Anyone want anything ?"

Tommy had reached school age. His Mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet and so on.

Came the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.

Next morning when she woke him up, he asked "What for ?" She told him it was time to get ready for school.

"What, again ?" he asked.

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