HUMOR Digest - 22 Sep 1997 to 23 Sep 1997

Date: Mon, 22 Sep 1997 04:01:55 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cunni more, not less

"In my case," said the student to the sex researcher, "when I get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it's all the way in, I can't see a thing."

"Now, that's an interesting optical reaction, that may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis." the researcher replied.

"If you don't mind young man, I should like to have a look at it."

So, the student volunteer shrugged and stuck out his tongue.

"While it might be considered somewhat, er, shall we say 'outre'," the physician told the inquiring husband. "I don't see any real harm from your wife's night-creaming her genital area with various whipped edible varieties."

"But Doc !!!"  the man persisted. "I'm already 30 pounds overweight."

Seems the US Army's sex scandal just won't go away.

Now I hear a recruit has charged a Drill Sergeant with persistently chewing her out.

A married couple in Baltimore's "Little Italy" went to their Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had five children.

The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would be an acceptable substitute in the eyes of the Church.

The Priest explained that it was still considered a perverted act and a sin; totally banned according to their faith.

The wife spoke up fuming, "Look Father, you no play-a da game, you no make-a da rules."

One girl was telling a friend over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also served as a secret reminder of their sexual talents. As luck would have it, one passed by, and she called out, "Hey, Johnny Walker. How's it going baby ?"

Her friend said, "Say. I happen to know that fellow, and his name is not Johnny Walker at all. Johnny Walker is a liquor."

"Damn !!! You've broken my code that quickly." said the girl.

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