HUMOR Digest - 1 Dec 1997 to 2 Dec 1997

Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 03:12:28 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Male Logic

"Y'all got any American razor blades in here ?" the Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinsons."

"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before Waterloo."

"I don't give a damn if they passed them out on Noah's Ark if they ain't any good." the Texan retorted.

"I can assure you they are very good sir." the peeved druggist said. "Why just last year, my wife swallowed one. It have her a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumcised the gardener, emasculated a neighbor, cut two of a delivery boy's fingers off at the knuckle -- and I still got 10 shaves out of it.

Two Yuppies from Columbia Maryland were discussing the dying art of "small talk". "What do you consider the two most interesting topics of conversation these days ?" the one asked.

"Why sex and politics, of course." the other replied.

"I agree with you there," said the first nodding. "What about the second topic ?"

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.

"One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows when to stop."

Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just don't get it." said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs.

"That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor he's getting off on."

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