HUMOR Digest - 2 Dec 1997 to 3 Dec 1997

Date: Tue, 2 Dec 1997 03:03:23 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Uh Oh !

* Date at the door in his PJs: "I thought instead of going out,
   that we'd spend a quite evening at home."

* College student to traffic cop: "Of course I refuse to take your sobriety test.
   I haven't even studied."

* Daughter to Father: "Yes Dad, I agree women can make excellent doctors.
   I've made 3 or 4 myself."

* Pickup to man embracing her: "My bra's up higher.
   You're trying to unbuckle my shoulder holster."

* Mistress to Man: "Too tired again tonite ? You know what I think ?
   I think you're playing around with your wife !"

* Best Man to Groom at altar: "We're setting up a foresome right after the ceremony,
   think you can duck the reception ?"

* Boyfriend to Father showing daughter's beau to the door: "Have it your way,
   but in a few months, you'll be begging me to come back."

* Mood music interrupted by a jingle in Honeymoon Suite:
   "Smile... You're on Candid Camera."

* Pickup to man after a long sexual session: "Please. No kissing.
   I may still be contagious."

* Father to Mother as he's about to spank a smirking boy: "Don't be silly.
   Where would he get plastic explosives ?"

* Daughter to Mother: "Why is it all men I meet are either young and broke
   or old and bent ?"

* Mrs JimJr on phone looking in my direction: "Yes you can speak to him;
   but, I hardly think you'll find it a very rewarding experience."

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