HUMOR Digest - 4 Dec 1997 to 5 Dec 1997

Date: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 03:39:44 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Difficult Questions I've faced

* Earliest Remembrances
        What's his name ?
        How old is he ?
        Isn't he the cutest thing ?
        Did my lil' man lose his blankee ?

* Early
        How's School ?
        And just who do you think you are ?
        Can't you act your age ?
        And just what were you doing to the dog with that eggbeater ?

* Pre-Teen
        What do you mean you don't understand History/English ?
        You call that cleaning your room ?
        Who told you you could play baseball/basketball ?
        How in the world could you lose your homework ?

* Adolescence
        Why are you failing History/English/French ?
        May I see your license and registration please ?
        Is any girl worth moping around about ?
        A boy your age !
        How in the world could you lose your wallet/sneakers/hat ?

* Post Adolescence
        Exactly how long had you planned to stay in college ?
        Why in the world would you want to join the Navy ?
        Why can't you settle down with a nice girl ?
        When will you learn you can't go around saying what you think ?

* Early Adulthood
        How's the job ?
        How's the family ?
        Are you glad you married me ?
        How can you speak to me that way, don't you care ?

* Adult Years
        How's the new job ?
        Aren't you ever going to be satisfied ?
        Gee Dad, weren't you ever young ?
        How can you speak that way to your own son ?

* The Middle Years
        How's the new job ?
        How's the new house ?
        Do you think I'm getting fat/old ?
        Don't you realize you embarrass me ?

* The Present
        So, how's retirement ?
        What did the doctor say ?
        Is that all you're going to do, play on that computer ?
        How in the world could you lose your pills ?

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