HUMOR Digest - 17 Dec 1997 to 18 Dec 1997

Date: Wed, 17 Dec 1997 04:04:36 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Girl Talk

My boyfriend is so well endowed," bragged the pert lil' coed, "that he carries his wallet around in his condom."

"Well, I'll tell ya one thing," said a pretty White House Staffer, "the Clinton personnel have added a whole new dimension to that old political term 'Pressing the Flesh'."

The pre-teen had been waiting for her Mother to have "the talk" with her, but so far -- nothing. She thought she'd drop a hint: "Mom, do you think girls should learn about life before thirteen ?"

"Absolutely not !" her Mother replied. "That's way too large of an audience."

Intriguing fragment of a bar conversation: "Samuel is not only AC/DC, he also happens to be AM/FM."

While making her rounds, the Head Nurse noticed a young female patient missing. Pressing the intercom, she said "Lori, where's the patient in 340 ?"

"Oh !" came the reply. "Well... she was complaining of severe chills, so I put her in bed with Mr. Johnson in 328 who was running that high fever."

Two roommates were discussing life in general, and eventually the subject turned to men. "I tell ya Marge, when I get an irresistible urge to kiss a guy, my teeth actually start chattering."

"You think you got problems ? That ain't nothin'. When I get all excited, my knees will start knocking."

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