HUMOR Digest - 18 Dec 1997 to 19 Dec 1997

Date: Thu, 18 Dec 1997 03:21:03 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Clinton Quickies

* I'm amazed he hasn't been arrested for impersonating a President

* There is a niche though where he'd be perfect -- a stranger

* He's in the public eye all right -- as a cinder !

* I gotta admit though, he runs an equal indictment administration

* He's never been known to burn the candor at both ends

* And there's no denying he has class too -- steerage

* The only thing bigger than Clinton's ego is his appetite

* He & Hillary are a perfect match -- he's a pill & she's a headache

* They're both well mated -- They're inseparable and insufferable

* And such a fastidious couple too -- he's fast, and she's hideous

* So class conscious too -- No class, & we're all conscious of it

* Clinton's whole life has been just one big bed of ruses

* Climbed the ladder of success too -- wrong by wrong

* And he'll stand for anything that will leave him sitting pretty

* His speeches always have a happy ending -- we're happy they've ended

* I mean talk about a flood of words and a drought of ideas

* Never has to repeat himself either -- he has it trite the first time

* He'll go down in history as the leading exponent of the age of chiselry

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