HUMOR Digest - 25 Dec 1997 to 26 Dec 1997

Date: Thu, 25 Dec 1997 03:32:46 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Families

For those of you not familiar with the 60's in the US, it was a time of protest damn near against everything and everyone.

College students, for example, would try to solve problems with a "sit-in" occupying some building, office etc. In their better moods, they'd also hold a "love-in", of course.

Well, it got to be somewhat of a mindset. A friend of mine was reading an ad for a New England vacation spot called the Holly Farm Inn. She asked her teenage daughter if she thought she would enjoy that.

"Perhaps." responded the girl, "But just what does one do at a 'farm-in' ?"

Father to small son: "When I was your age I walked almost two blocks to the school bus every morning."

A Father's Day composition written by a six-year-old: "He can climb the highest mountain or swim the deepest ocean. He can fly a plane or drive a car. But most of the time, he just mows the lawn or watches TV."

Small boy to Yuppie dad reading bedtime story: "Fiddlers three ? Don't you mean a three-piece string combo ?"

Son doing homework to Father absorbed in football game on TV: "Dad, where are the Alps ?"

Father, only half paying attention: "Ask your Mother. She's the one who puts everything away."

Wife to husband peeling layers of snow-covered clothes off small tot: "George ! He isn't ours !!!"

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