HUMOR Digest - 27 Dec 1997 to 28 Dec 1997

Date: Sat, 27 Dec 1997 03:26:01 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gay Writes

The San Francisco police are nothing if not responsive to the gay community there. I understand that Dirty Harry has been replaced by Bitchy Gerald.

Seems there's a new term for a gay living in one of our states. A gay residing in Oklahoma is now known as an Oklahomo.

Even the male prostitutes have a new name. They're now known as "Laddies of the Evening".

While traveling in England, the young American photographer attended a palace ball and was introduced to the Queen.

"How extraordinary," her Majesty said, "my brother-in-law is a photographer."

"It certainly is a coincidence." he replied. "The man from San Francisco my sister married turned out to be a queen."

According to one gay wag, he likes nothing better than a porno Western movie where even all the good guys are hung.

Then there was the gay guy who went thru the levels of karate. After years of practice, he was finally awarded a lavender belt.

A group of gay legislators in Washington DC formed a Congressional caucus to push for gay rights legislation. I understand they're gonna call themselves "The Oral Minority".

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