HUMOR Digest - 11 Jan 1998 to 12 Jan 1998

Date: Sun, 11 Jan 1998 03:33:28 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Changing Times

I'm not so sure that evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean think about it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handles by now ?"

Two young sexy singers were sipping stingers at Chasen's in Hollywood. "You remember that backless, frontless, sideless evening gown I wore to the awards last week ?"

"Sure !" replied the other. "It was a sensation."

"Well... I just found out it's a belt."

"May I be of some help Mr. Gates ?" asked the impeccably attired, haughty salesman in the new car showroom.

"Yep." replied Bill. "My wife isn't feeling all that well. What have you got in the way of a get-well car ?"

Pity the two lil' Hollywood boys who couldn't even exchange their taunts the way boys do the world over.

"My Father can beat-up your Father." boasted one.

"You big silly." laughed the second slightly older boy. "Your Father IS my Father."

Watch out for one new expression in the Yuppie set. If you hear that someone is truly "electric", that means everything they own is charged.

Two Yuppettes met for lunch and were talking about a couple they both knew who had announced their plans to get remarried.

"It was just one of those divorces that didn't work out." said the one sadly.

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