HUMOR Digest - 15 Jan 1998 to 16 Jan 1998

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 1998 03:30:37 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Male Wit

Three "Top Gun" type pilots -- English, Arabian and US Navy were standing on a street corner in Kuwait when a really spectacular beauty walked haughtily by them.

"By Jove !" exclaimed the Englishman.

"By Allah !" sighed the Arabian.

"By tomorrow nite !" said the Naval Aviator.

A man and his wife were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The man was rather irritated when he discovered that none of the three had even bothered to bring a gift.

After the meal, for which he had been given the check, he took them aside. "You're all grown men," he began, "and old enuff to hear this. Your Mother and I have never been legally married."

"What ???" gasped one of the sons. "Do you mean to say that we're all bastards ?"

"As a matter of fact, yes." snapped the Father. "And cheap ones at that !"

Maybe y'all heard about the drunk staggering through the park and saw a young jogger doing push-ups as part of his warm-ups.

The drunk stood there a moment then said, "Washmadder pal ? Lose your girl ?"

A Yuppie member of the Columbia Country Club asked the lifeguard how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.

"It takes considerable time and technique." replied the guard. "First you must take her into the water, then place one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and raise it very slowly..."

"This is certainly most helpful." said the Yuppie. "I know that my sister will appreciate it."

"Your sister ?" said the lifeguard. "In that case, just push her into the deep end of the pool. She'll learn in a hurry."

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