HUMOR Digest - 1 Mar 1998 to 2 Mar 1998

Date: Sun, 1 Mar 1998 03:31:55 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Restaurants

In Columbia Maryland there are so many restaurants now with tables and chairs for outdoor dining that it's no longer even considered fashionable, much less called "chic".

They have the same kind of thing in Baltimore City actually, but there it's called eviction.

Sometimes, Mrs JimJr and I like to just go out for a drive. In our neighboring state of West Virginia, they have a very unique house specialty -- Poulet a la Chevy -- that's a chicken that's been run over by a pick-up truck.

The customer calls the waiter over and says, "Didn't I say 'well done' ?"

The waiter replies, "Oh thank you sir; I very seldom get a compliment."

Mrs JimJr and I don't eat very often in the really expensive restaurants in Columbia Maryland. It bothers me when all of the table napkins are a better material than my suit.

You know it's a cheap restaurant when you ask for a menu and the waiter tells you that someone else is using it.

An inspector walks into a restaurant and tells the owner: "You have too many roaches in here."

The owner replies, "OK. How many am I allowed ?"

I ate a restaurant the other week where the food was soooo bad, I wasn't at all sure whether to use my VISA or my Blue Cross Health Plan card.

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