HUMOR Digest - 3 Mar 1998 to 4 Mar 1998

Date: Tue, 3 Mar 1998 03:24:49 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Money

They say that money isn't everything, and that's true.

Problem is -- look how many things it is though.

Mrs JimJr and I have hit upon the greatest idea ever in saving money -- it's called a budget.

See, we work on it every night, and by the time we get it all figured out and balanced, it's too late to go anywhere.

Actually though, we have a pretty good budget worked out:
     - 30 % for food and clothing
     - 30 % for the house
     - 30 % for cars/insurance
     - 15 % for miscellaneous
     - 10 % for medical costs

The rest I spend foolishly.

They say money can't buy friends

OK. Can I rent them then ?

Money can't buy you true love either.

It does however put ya in a good bargaining position.

These days money is the stuff you use when all of your credit cards are maxed-out.

I've got enough money saved for the rest of my life.

Well... unless I want to buy something.

As for money buying happiness, do you really think a guy with 250 million is any happier at all than a guy with only 240 million ?

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