HUMOR Digest - 8 Mar 1998 to 9 Mar 1998

Date: Sun, 8 Mar 1998 03:00:52 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Golf

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.

"It's only fair to warn you Jody." he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."

"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."

"I see." he said. Then brightening, he smiled. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

Mrs JimJr says men are strange. They'll gladly walk 36 holes of golf, but won't get up to get a beer at home.

A friend of mine, Dan, is a really tuff guy -- a fanatic in fact, when it comes to golf. He invited me to play at his club one time.

I got off to a pretty bad start and after a while, I hit a really bad shot. I said, "This is the tuffest course I've ever seen."

Dan replied, "How would you know ? You haven't been on it."

After a not so terrific game Dan and I were heading towards the ClubHouse for drinks and I said to Dan, "What do you think I should give my caddie ?"

Dan replied under his breath, "How about your clubs ?"

Actually I've come to understand why they call it "golf".

All of the other four letter words were taken.

In the US, Sunday is the day that most of us bow our heads.

Some are in Church -- the rest are out playing golf.

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