HUMOR Digest - 9 Mar 1998 to 10 Mar 1998

Date: Mon, 9 Mar 1998 03:08:43 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: For Better or Worse

Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself.

Jody, his former Mrs says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me !"

Next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events.

The following day though when he called, his ex-wife said, "Listen Bozo. I told you we're divorced, split, it's over -- period ! We're divorced. Why do you keep calling here ?"

"Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough."

A man tells his drinking buddy, "Our sex life has really improved since the wife and I got separate beds."

"How's that possible Frank ?" his friend asked.

"Well, we have them in different apartments." Frank replied.

Lately, it seems like every damn time I try to make my marriage more exciting, Mrs JimJr finds out right away.

While attending classes to convert to Catholicism, the Yuppie couple learned they were to practice the rhythm method of birth control.

So they hired a three piece combo for their bedroom.

Research has found that most husbands never forget the first time they met their wives.

It's not for lack of trying though.

When people ask, Mrs JimJr tells them that she married me for my money.

She claims she has to give them some plausible reason.

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