HUMOR Digest - 11 Mar 1998 to 12 Mar 1998

Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 03:44:57 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Doctors

Just about everyone has heard the phrase Stanley supposedly said upon finally locating the man he had searched for through most of Africa: "Doctor Livingstone, I presume."

I'll bet y'all don't know the good doctor's reply though: "Do you have an appointment ?"

My Doctor finally found out what I had.

He damn near took it all too.

A good doctor can add years to your life.

And that's just in his waiting room.

A friend of mine, Tommy, was told by his Doctor that he was to think of his body as a home -- to keep it nice and clean.

Ever since then, Tommy has had a woman come in twice a week.

I had to go see a Urologist recently, and naturally the first thing his secretary did was take a medical history.

The first question was: "Do you pay your bills on time ?"

A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."

The old man replied, "So did my arthritis."

A patient tells the Doctor, "I've been going to a faith healer, but wasn't getting any better."

The Doctor smiled and said, "And what dumb advice did this phony give you ?"

"He told me to come see you." replied the new patient.

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