HUMOR Digest - 13 Mar 1998 to 14 Mar 1998

Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 03:06:42 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Working Girls

The lil' blonde was being interviewed for a rather high level executive position in the ad agency. Finally, the interviewer concluded with, "I like your style Miss Lawson, I think you'll do fine. All we ask is that you put out."

"Errr, Sir." she said, somewhat taken aback, "Are you referring to work or sex ?"

"Lil' Lady," he replied, "around here... if you don't do one, you'd better damn sight be willing to do the other."

Two Yuppettes, both up-and-comers at the modeling agency, were lunching and the one was complaining about her latest boyfriend. "Why... can you just imagine ?" she said. "Last night he actually asked me to do it doggie style."

"I see. How tacky !" said her friend. "And did you put your paw down ?"

A secretary, out with appendicitis, was being visited by a co-worker in the hospital. "How are things at the Office going, Claudia ?" she asked.

"Well, they're all sharing your work. Jody is making the coffee, Louise is reading all your magazines, and Sharon is making it with the Boss."

A new employee at the stock brokerage saw a knock-out chick slink past. "Whew !" he said. "Exactly what does she do."

"Not very much." replied his mentor. "She's one of our gilt-edged negotiable blondes."

"All the guys I know are married." complained the young New York ballet dancer to her understudy. "Or else they're going out with another guy."

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