HUMOR Digest - 14 Mar 1998 to 15 Mar 1998

Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 02:48:04 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Religion

The evangelist was haranguing the crowd and carrying on and on about sin. "The wages of sin are high." he bellowed.

A young man sitting in the back yelled out, "Not if you can find somebody who'll do it for free."

The sermon had been going on too long, and the Minister should have been able to see the congregation getting more than a little restless; he droned on none-the-less for yet another 15 minutes.

Finally he paused and said, "What else can I say Brothers and Sisters ?"

"How about 'Amen' Preacher ?" said a hungry soul from the rear of the Church.

Then there was the Faith Healer who was so great, his audience gave him a kneeling ovation.

These days, the very first thing the meek will do when they inherit the Earth is to hire a bunch of strong guys to protect them, and keep them from losing their inheritance.

The plane was circling the airport, which was fogged in. They didn't have enough fuel to make it to the next closest airport. After the Captain made the announcement and asked for calm, a lady said, "Somebody do something religious !"

A Baptist cleric took up a collection and a Priest organized a bingo game.

Speaking of Baptists (I was), do y'all all know why they object so strongly to pre-marital sex ?

They're afraid it might lead to drinking and dancing.

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