HUMOR Digest - 16 Mar 1998 to 17 Mar 1998

Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 03:25:30 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: JimJr's Pet Peeves

TV commercials for gyms.

Did y'all ever notice that the vast majority of the women shown could all have been "Playmates" ?

And the men !   I suspect they're all there taking a break from their appearances in "Mr Body Builder of the Year."

Don't any fat or old people ever go to gyms ?

People who say things like "True happiness is the pursuit of something, not the catching of it."

Oh yeah ?

When's the last time any of these clowns tried to catch a bus in a really tough neighborhood on an icy night ?

Those who begin conversations with "Ya know something ?"

Yes Bozo, as a matter of fact, I know quite a bit.

The first thing which comes to mind is not to associate with idiots like you -- buzz off !

Mrs JimJr when she sez, "Hon, when you get a chance..." when you know full right well she expects it to be successfully completed anytime within the next several minutes.

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if she were to say, "Hon, when you get a chance, the fireplace has exploded & the Family Room's on fire."

Bores in general. I mean all they can talk about is themselves & their possessions or where they've been or how much they make.

These people go on and on and on, when they know full-right-well that you want to talk about yourself.

Respect.   In the 50's, nobody respected teenagers.

Now that I'm becoming a Senior Citizen, nobody respects them either.

I seemed to have missed the boat here two times.

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