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HUMOR Digest - 19 Mar 1998 to 20 Mar 1998
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 03:07:22 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women and Sex
A niece was discussing sex appeal with her Aunt. Even well into her forties, the woman was hardly ever without a date. The Aunt sat back in her chair and said, "Now listen Honey, just remember one thing. Sex appeal is 40% what ya got, and 60% of what men think you've got."
Two Yuppettes were discussing the morals of their generation. The one said, "There's just so much permissiveness these days, I guess the only way to avoid sex at all is to get married."
An American in Paris goes to the Left Bank for some fun and games. He asks one of the girls, "How about American Express ?"
She answers, "I'll do it as fast as I can, Monsieur."
The couple had met at the Shady Rest Retirement Home. Even though they were in their 90's, they decided to get married.
On the first night of the honeymoon, they got into bed and held hands until they both fell fast asleep.
On the next night, they squeezed hands again & both drifted off into contented, peaceful slumber.
On the third night, the husband reaches for his new bride's hand. She said, "Not tonite please Frank, I have a headache."
The Mother was concerned that perhaps her daughter was not only not quite as chaste as she should be, but lately, didn't even seem to be selective.
Trying to open a conversation on the subject of morals she asked, "Susan, do you know where bad girls go ?"
"Sure Mom." the daughter replied. "Anywhere they want !"
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