HUMOR Digest - 20 Mar 1998 to 21 Mar 1998

Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 03:13:49 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Take my Wife... Please !

One fellow really thought his marriage was secure. But a week or so after he moved to Dallas from Kansas City, he noticed he had the same mailman and newspaperman.

I've tried to tell Mrs JimJr that a husband is like a fine wine -- he gets better with age.

Since then, all she wants to do is lock me in the cellar.

Mrs JimJr and I follow that old rule that you should never go to bed mad.

Last month neither of us got much sleep at all.

All in all we have a pretty good marriage though.

I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

Most marriages are happy, no matter what anyone tries to tell ya.

It's living together afterwards that's the rough part.

They say it's bad luck for the Groom to see the Bride before the ceremony.

What they don't tell ya, is that it's also bad luck to see her anytime within the next 30 years too.

A young wife & her husband were sitting in the gynecologist's office. The wife told the doctor that she was pregnant.

"How many times have you missed ?" the Doctor asked.

"Not one damn night Doctor. Not one !" boasted the husband.

Mrs JimJr told me the other week that she's given me the best years of her life.

Tell ya what -- I don't even wantta think about what's ahead.

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