HUMOR Digest - 21 Mar 1998 to 22 Mar 1998

Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 03:07:33 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Diagnosis

A Yuppette went to Dr Mac, a throat specialist. He found what was wrong, and told her he'd have to paint her throat.

She spent the next hour deciding on colors.

The patient said: "How do I stand Doctor ?"

He replied, "Damned if I know. It's a medical miracle."

A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."

The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then they'll see that I was right."

A man went to an internist and complained of listlessness. After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "You ought to try some hormones."

"Like they give to women ?" the patient asked, dumbfounded. "Are you serious ???"

"Everybody uses hormones and for different purposes. They even give them to racehorses." replied the doctor.

The patient agreed to a shot and returned two weeks later for a follow-up visit. The Doctor asked if they worked.

The patient replied, "You bet they did ! But, not exactly as I planned. Yesterday, I ran six furlongs in one-ten !"

I went to see Dr. Mac for a throat problem I was having. Even in this day and age, he works alone. I sat in the waiting room for over an hour. Finally, when I got to see him, he said, "I'm sorry you had to wait so long Mr. Moore."

I replied, "No problem Doctor. Still... I wish you could have seen this problem in its early stages."

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