HUMOR Digest - 22 Mar 1998 to 23 Mar 1998

Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 02:47:27 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Ugliness

It's said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright.
Problem is...  so is ugliness.

I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she went camping, the bears built a fire to keep her away

At least you know ugly people aren't two-faced
If they were, surely they'd use their other face

I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
At her "coming out party", they made her go back in

It's said that beauty is only skin deep. Alright.
Does that mean if we skin ugly people they'd look better ?

I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she goes into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera

It's said that the beauty of a woman fades with time. Alright.
Then, what the hell happens to an ugly woman ?

I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she sat for her portrait, the artist keep breaking his brush

There are no ugly children in Columbia Maryland
The cats bury them all in their sandboxes

I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she went to the Ladies Room, the attendant asked for ID

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