HUMOR Digest - 23 Mar 1998 to 24 Mar 1998

Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 03:06:07 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men and Sex

I can almost feel sorry for the poor Yuppie who went to the seminar held at the Howard County Hospital in Columbia Maryland on Premature Ejaculation.

The training was supposed to begin at eight o'clock. He got there at 10 of, but the meeting was already over.

Men are always trying to out-do each other, even when it comes to sex. A friend of mine asked me if Mrs JimJr smokes after sex.

Pausing, as if to think a moment, I replied, "Well... no... but she sizzles a little."

The young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making. On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her.

"First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, I will carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."

"Big deal !!!" she said. "I've had my navel kissed before hundreds of times."

"Ahhhhhh, but of course." shrugged the Frenchman. "But... from ze inside ?"

The most recent survey on women showed that 10 of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs. Another 15 percent preferred muscular legs. The rest liked something in-between.

The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much Pastor." replied the one lad. "We just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys ! Boys ! Boys !" he intoned. "I'm shocked. Why when I was your age, I never even thought about sex at all."

They all replied, pretty much in unison, "You win Pastor !"

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