HUMOR Digest - 24 Mar 1998 to 25 Mar 1998

Date: Tue, 24 Mar 1998 02:38:55 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Household Finance

 Husband to wife:
     "I feel like an infielder for the Orioles baseball team,
      trying to catch your checks before they bounce."

Husband: "Your last check just came back"

      Wife: "Oh good ! What can we buy with it now ?"

Wife to husband:
     "The way you argue about money,
      'budget' is just another name for a quarrel."

Wife to husband:
     "At least we don't have to worry about keeping up with the Jonses,
       they passed us many years ago."

Husband to wife:
     "I've finally figured out what's wrong with our budget.
      There's too much month left at the end of the money."

Wife to husband:
     "The way we abuse the budget,
       we should be allowed to use handicapped parking."

Husband to friend:
     "My wife makes our budget work.
       I just go without a lot of things she sez I don't need anyway."

Husband to wife:
     "This budget is a sea of red ink.
       And, we're spending way too much on red ink too."

Husband: "At least we have something saved for a rainy day."

      Wife: "Yeah ! One good drizzle would wipe us out."

Wife to husband:
     "We're setting a bad example for the kids.
       They play Monopoly with money borrowed from 3 other games."

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