HUMOR Digest - 26 Mar 1998 to 27 Mar 1998

Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 02:57:38 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Joke Writing 102

Adage - An adage is a wise saying that you can rewrite to suit your purpose,
              add to or even create a new one.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday...
But not nearly enough !!!

Cockiness is that self-assured feeling you have
just before you realize you should have known better

You can lead a man to Congress...
But you can't make him think

A woman's place is in the home...
And she should go directly there, right after work

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs,
You're probably the cause of it all in the first place

It's hard to plan for the future...
When you're so damn busy fixing what you screwed up yesterday

Behind every great man is a woman
telling him he's not so damn hot

If at first you don't succeed...
See if there's any government aid for the loser

Never hit a man when he's down...
Kick him -- it's easier, quicker and does far more damage

If at first you don't succeed...
Don't worry about it -- I mean "she" told you so !

Most people can't handle prosperity...
Thankfully, most people don't have to anyway

Maybe hard work never killed anybody...
But then relaxing is responsible for very few casualties

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