HUMOR Digest - 31 Mar 1998 to 1 Apr 1998

Date: Tue, 31 Mar 1998 03:33:14 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Salesmen

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A Baltimore City Policeman went up to a vendor selling toys at the Inner Harbor and said, "I'm sorry, you can't sell that stuff without a license."

The peddler replied, "I knew I wasn't selling any, but I didn't know the reason."

One of the saddest sights in the world is an impotent salesman with an unlimited expense account and a bleeding ulcer.

Henry and Bert, two traveling salesmen met at the bar of their hotel. Henry moaned about how bad business was. He hadn't made a sale all day.

Bert said, "President Clinton says that business is great and times have never been better."

Henry replied dourly, "Maybe he's got a better territory."

One salesman said that he had only gotten three orders all week long.

And they were: get out, stay out, and don't come back.

I was on one of my rare shopping trips when this gray-haired woman started staring at me. Finally, she walked over and said, "You look old, what would you suggest for a man over fifty."

I smiled and replied, "A girl of twenty."

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