HUMOR Digest - 5 Apr 1998 to 6 Apr 1998

Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1998 04:17:09 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Doctors

A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said to himself every so often, "Lord I hope I'm sick !"

After about the 5th or 6th time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick Mr. Adams ?"

The man replied, "I'd hate to be well & feel like this."

In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a Yuppie started to choke on a bone. A doctor rushed over, reassured the man that he was going to be alright and identified himself as a doctor.

He performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The bone popped out. As the man's breath & voice returned he said, "I'm ever so grateful doctor, how can I ever repay you ?"

The doctor smiled and said, "I'll settle for one-tenth of what you were willing to pay while you were choking."

A doctor was being sued for malpractice and stood to lose his practice. Desperate for cash, he decided to hold up a bank.

Nobody could read the hold-up note however.

These fancy doctors in Columbia are just getting totally out of control.

I had to see a Urologist recently and had to make an appointment to make an appointment.

A word of advice to you other jokesters. Never let the doctor know you write jokes. I had to have a throat culture done. I asked the surgeon how soon I would know something after I came out of the recovery room.

He looked at me and dead-panned, "You're expecting an awful lot from a recovery room Mr Moore."

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