HUMOR Digest - 9 Apr 1998 to 10 Apr 1998

Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1998 03:05:03 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Barbers

Competition is sometimes hot and heavy between BarberShops.

One place put up a sign: "Why pay $20 for a haircut ?
                                       We only charge $7.00"

Another store fought back: "$7 Haircuts Repaired Here"

Lots of men don't like barbers to use the straight razor around the backs of their necks and around their ears when they get a haircut.

For them, there's a special electric razor barbers use -- it's called the "Chicken Shick".

I got a bottle of that hair restorer product, "Rogaine", from my barber. He said to carefully rub it in with two fingers.

Well... my head looks about the same, but now, I'm shaving my index and middle fingers every other day.

Thought for the Day:
When one barber gives another barber a haircut, who's in charge of the talking?

Unfortunately, long hair for men seems to be making a bit of a comeback.

I was in the barbershop the other week and this refugee hippie from the 60's came in & said to one of the barbers, "Are you the guy who cut my hair last time ?"

The barber looked at him and replied, "I don't think so. I've only been here four years."

Lord knows what they use, but some of these young guys have so much gunk on their hair, they actually look greasy.

One such fellow came into the barbershop and a barber asked him if he wanted a cut, or just an oil change.

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