HUMOR Digest - 16 Apr 1998 to 17 Apr 1998

Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1998 02:55:16 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men Are Like...

Men are like:

   buttons - they're always popping off at the wrong time

   caterpillars - they got where they are by a lotta crawling

   character actors - when they show any character, they're acting

   colds - you can never get rid of the bad ones in a hurry

   cookies - underneath, most are just plain crumbs

   crowbars - they're not much to crow about, but that doesn't bar anything

   crystal - some look real good, but you can still see right thru them

   drips - you can hear them, but you can't turn them off

   dry cleaners - most work fast and leave no ring

   fish - they keep getting into trouble when they can't keep their mouths shut

   flowers - they're often potted

   goats - they just love to butt in

   instant coffee - easy to make

   lilac - most can lie like anything

   magicians - they can turn almost anything into an argument

   rivers - the largest part is their mouths

   theories - they hardly ever work

   trucks - so much of the time, they have a load on

   wheelbarrows - they all need to be pushed

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